the title is a work in progress
There was this HUGE hurricane/thunderstorm/everything, like HUGE. And I was with my mom and dog and child I like and person that used to “go out” (as much as that means for middle school) with this child in this giant house with all these other strangers and then everyone voted ME out to get food….
Razzles + candy lipstick sounds just like what you would buy.
WHAT THE HELL IS A KITTY COLLAR?
(via fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
oy, this happened to me a few weeks ago. I was BANGING on the window. lady in car next to me yelled “thaaaaat’s not your caaaar!”
Sam Will Only Let Me Take A Picture Of Him If I Walk Him To His Friends House, ep. 2
p.s. he’s not as mean-looking in real-life.
p.p.s. same shirt as yesterday.
Sammy traded the taking of this photo for transportation to Joey’s.
(via jstn)
Looks like a jungle.
